It's that time of year again where we check ourselves to see how good we've been and if we deserve good things in return.
I know we all want to bring something creative (but still pleasurable) to the bedroom when we are driven to act on our carnal impulses.
This post is mostly for my brothers, wh0, like me, have an unhealthy addiction to video games and get nostalgic over some of them.
So often things are moving so fast that we can lose sight of our goals, lose our direction, lose our focus if we don't remove ourselves from the minutia around us and look at the bigger picture.
I think we all knew of someone who got their dog high while partying with their buddies, and in that "elevated state of mind" laughed their bag off watching the dog run for food and water as much as we ran for munchies.
You also can't go to one and not expect to leave as rich as when you went in. If not for some companionship, then for the overpriced beer or food (I never would have eaten at a strip club before, but that article makes it seem favorable over most restaurants).
If you enjoyed visiting a happy place, you probably have thought about what it must be like to own one. Imagine being the GM of your favorite flesh palace and being responsible for running all the auditions, bringing in new entertainers... Sounds like a pretty sweet gig to me.
Well, now you can at least be a partial owner by investing in Rick's Cabaret. It is a conglomeration of gentlemen's clubs that seem to have some pretty solid understanding of what makes a strip club a profitable business. Insanely, they don't actually think it is because of the naked chicks. How naive and way too lyingaboutwhatreallyhappenstoimpresspotentialinvestors.
Even a town in rural Georgia wanted to be a strip club owner. Sadly, they only bought the place to burn it to the ground - there must have been a huge blue mushroom cloud and a plethora of released demons and souls when the demolition happened.
I'm off to support my local happy place so such a travesty doesn't have to happen again, and you should do the same. I'll save you seat at the bar, I'm not the pervert's row type of visitor.
Us Canadians have a international reputation (read stereotype) of being nice, well-mannered, clean, cheerful people.
This is not exactly true, but as far as reputations go, it is better than most of them out there - Americans, French, German, and any middle eastern county all seem to have a negative reputation.
Being Canadian myself, I'd like to think that we are generally good people and rightfully deserve the rep we have acquired during our national history.
But every once in awhile, something completely random and completely anti-Canadian happens. Like the beheading of a passenger on a Greyhound bus. WTF was that all about? I think we've all had those thoughts to do something really crazy like that when we are mad (or not), but our internal good/bad switch usually keeps us from commiting any such act. I guess his switch didn't get flipped.
Almost as interesting as the actual event, was the calm demeanor of the RCMP stating it simply as a "major incident". No embellishment of the incident, no week long news media frezny about it. We'd simply like to deal with it and move on to being friendly and neighborly to the entire world.
By the way, they never mentioned if the assailant was Canadian, but it is highly unlikely...
Payce.
South beach is awesome, the weather is hot, the women are hotter.
What else can I say? Why would you want to live anywhere else?
Nevermind that English is the second popular language here, or that the price of real estate is stupidly over-valued, and general cost of living is pretty high for such a poor state.
If you can forgo all those things then like a wise man once said, "its all good in the hood, with a big ass bitch."
L8R.
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