Fire Down Below!
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You better watch what you do when you are married.
You can't go around just being nice to other women, you need to keep all that general goodness to yourself.
In fact, once you get married you are better off if you just become a mean obnoxious idiot towards all females.
If this man did, his crotch would not be the colour of a well-done steak that it is now. Additionally, he would be alive. How messed up do you have to be to burn something to keep it? Well, if his wife does stuff like that than he may be better off dead - look at all the damage she created...
Keeping my meat rare,
Dizzle.