Beer Me While I'm Snipping


Yes, that is for real. You CAN put a beer holder on your high-powered sniper rifle.
Seriously, who hasn't need to refresh themselves with quick gulp of crisp, cold, hop flavoured nectar-of-the-gods between 300 yard enemy kill shots?
I can't think of one time I've been out with a sniper rifle and hadn't wished I had a beer to celebrate or prep with.

This definitely would have mad the time on the hunting fields pass a lot quicker.

Now only if they had an iPhone app for that... Oh wait, they do...


It can determine the effects of windage, distance, air pressure, humidity and temperature, which makes dialing in the position of the scope’s crosshairs far easier. All from the ease of a touch screen interface.

Just the intelligence you need if you've had too many brewskis in the cup holder.

More "advancements in national security" can be found here.

NRA 4 LIFE,
Dizzle.

Don't Piss Off The Neighbours

You may be next to them for a long time and you don't want your home to be hostile territory.

Just take a look what an upset neighbour in Utah can do...

A city councilman in Utah , Mark Easton, had a beautiful view of the east mountains, until a new neighbor purchased the lot below his house and built a new home.

The new home was 18 inches higher than the ordinances would allow, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the city to make sure they enforced the lower roof line ordinance.

The new neighbor had to drop the roof line, at great expense.

Recently, Mark Easton called the city, and informed them that his new neighbor had installed some vents on the side of his home.

Mark didn't like the look of these vents and asked the city to
investigate.

When they went to Mark's home to see what the vents looked like, this is what they found...




The City Council said the vents can stay since there is no ordinances referring to shutter design.

Here is the news report that aired in Utah about it - pretty friggin funny.

Keeping peace in the hood,
Twogunn.