Beer Me While I'm Snipping

Twogunn
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Yes, that is for real. You CAN put a beer holder on your high-powered sniper rifle.
Seriously, who hasn't need to refresh themselves with quick gulp of crisp, cold, hop flavoured nectar-of-the-gods between 300 yard enemy kill shots?
I can't think of one time I've been out with a sniper rifle and hadn't wished I had a beer to celebrate or prep with.

This definitely would have mad the time on the hunting fields pass a lot quicker.

Now only if they had an iPhone app for that... Oh wait, they do...


It can determine the effects of windage, distance, air pressure, humidity and temperature, which makes dialing in the position of the scope’s crosshairs far easier. All from the ease of a touch screen interface.

Just the intelligence you need if you've had too many brewskis in the cup holder.

More "advancements in national security" can be found here.

NRA 4 LIFE,
Dizzle.

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There is a God!

Twogunn
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Saint Arnold Icon poster My apologies for the long hiatus in posting, but I've been recently inspired to restart my ranting, I hope you approve.


As many of you who know me will attest, although I'm not a religious person, I am in fact a very spiritual person - evidenced by my constant praying to save me from the pain that excessive drinking will assert the following day.

Well, I've now researched futher evidence that there is divine intervention at work in our world - praise be to Saint Arnold the Patron Saint of Brewers.

He worked hard to keep his patronage from drinking unhealthy water and switch to the greatness of beer. He has convinced me even after 1400 years of death, what a great man.

It also seems that this message has been found by some great priests too. If I ever were allowed back into a church (more on that in another post), then I'd probably attend this service. Although I don't know if they'd agree that my beer helmet is actually religious headdress (but if I could get them to annoint it, it might actually be a religious headdress).

Peace be to you, bitches.



Dizzle.

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